Friday, April 29, 2011

Wrong On So Many Levels.

1. Cornmeal on pizza.

2. Ketchup on anything other than french fries and hamburgers.

3. Tapioca

4. Eating tapioca while watching Dirty Jobs.

5. Cottage cheese in Jello fruit salad.

6. Jello fruit salad.

7. Any type of meat suspended in Jello.

8. Puppy farts.

9. Creamed corn

10 Creamed corn scented Moira farts.

11. Animals eating their own poop.

12. Letting an animal lick your face after eating its own poop.

13. Chili mac.

14. Burnt hair.

15. Royal weddings

16. Goats.

17. Goats at royal weddings

18. Pineapple on pizza

19. Pineapple on pizza with cornmeal.

20, Chuck Norris in a musical.

21. Musicals.

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