And the Trip Begins

I have been wanting to start a blog for a while so I have finally overcome my fear and my tendency to procrastinate and have gotten down to business. Hopefully I am not too boring or cheesy in my attempts to share my interests and life experiences. I may be too late. Have faith that my following posts will contain information that will delight, offend, amuse, depress (you have to love a good black depression, don't you?), educate, cause you to regress intellectually (make you dumber than you already are), and so much more. Also remember when entering this blog to follow the advice of the wise Michael Horswill and "...always wear safety pants."