My a Fat Man

I received my first blog comment!!! It was not nearly as bad as I thought that it would be. After all my goal is to offend and amuse and it seems that I have offended someone with my awful fatness. I thought that it would be my comment on hippies (kicking a hippie while they are down is quite offensive but amusing at the same time). I still hope to attract the wrath of some truly evil hippie whose scathing remarks will haunt me forever.

So on to the comment. I of course reserve the right to review all comments before I post them (just in case they are not offensive enough) and this one amused me enough that I decided to give it it's very own blog entry. My new secret admirer is Rain Princess. Wait a minute, it was a hippie! This hippie however has regressed so far intellectually that his/her comments (yes plural) read as follows:

your freakin fat

gytghyft6 your a fat man

yourmknoijnlnj your a fat man

0gy2hcrf6g2h65f5g62fdg65h263fy5g623yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy your a fat person

Now I have not edited these comments in any way, this is exactly how they appear and in the order that they were posted. Now let's take the first comment, your freakin fat. Well of course it's my freakin' fat (see how I used that contraction). I consumed a lot of Zingers to get that fat. (for my foreign fans Zingers are Twinkies covered with raspberry jelly and coconut freakin' sweet!)



It should really read: You're freaking fat, as the word "your" denotes ownership (I do own my fat though, until I go in for liposuction and at that point some bio-med waste company will own my fat). Again this is what is commonly referred to as a contraction. On to the second comment. The contraction is once again mysteriously absent. Then something altogether new. I am not sure if this is a foreign language or an attempt to bypass my exceptionally tough filtering system-me. The attempts do not stop there however, they become increasingly complex. NOT! (you have to love Wayne and Garth, PARTY ON!) I think that on the last one they must have either recieved an electric shock (my exceptionally tough filtering system at work ) or had some type of seizure or fit (it is also offensive but unfortunately not amusing to kick a person that is having a seizure while they are down).

For those of you who did not comment, please don't feel left out, maybe I will give your comment it's (again that contraction) very own blog post.